Cynicism

[Guest guest]

Sure Wes, stick around if you like sweet happy

endings that will boost your self-esteem.<br><br>Or Wes,

you can take the antidote, cynicism. Just be careful

not to OD.<br><br>Victor.<br><br>Postscript: never

forget cynicism and cyanide have the same root. Or if

they don't, they should.

[Guest guest]

Victor is the AntiChrist. He was born of

demonacculate misconception and put here on this earth for a

purpose, a very dark purpose. Yes, my brother, even the

devil. Now wait...take the word devil and break it down.

You've got divine and ill. Divill (Devil). So the Devil

was once divine then he got ill and is now the Devil,

or Victor. But Victor is raw now and one day he will

be HEALED (smack your foreheads as you repeat after

me) HEALED!!!<br><br>But I'm not afraid of the devil

because I don't believe in him. Therefore in my world it

is not real. Earth is Hell (well the place I leave

at 5:30pm everyday is) and then there are the

Heavens. Mankind occupies a neat position of being between

Heaven and Hell. Connect or root to the earth, allow the

energy from the heavens to enter through the point at

the crown or top of the head and let the vibe flow

through.<br><br><br>Halleleujia (or whatever) I say brothers! Don't fear the

Shortus. Why, if I thought he was a real threat, I'd pack

my shotgun with rock salt and tan his hide real

good. Blast his Aussie ass into Moomba where his only

companions will be the Cockatoos and the Dingos. Poor

Victor, those Dingos are gonna start looking cute after

too much time in the hot sun. Don't forget your

morals. Maybe you can come back and sing us some good

Southern Blues songs after your ordeal. It takes pain to

write good blues.<br><br>But Victor is on the road to

recovery. Right now he serves a useful purpose to make

other jackasses like myself seem nice by comparison.

All of Gods creatures have a purpose, including

Victor. Think about this before you swat that housefly

(then hit him anyway....)