Guest guest Posted June 16, 2001 Report Share Posted June 16, 2001 Just as in chess the centre of the board is a strategic asset, so is McDonald's<br><br>The Raw soldier arms himself with a good and varied supply of fruit, and takes a table in McDonald's.<br><br>Not only are we dug in, but we are denying the enemy a table.<br><br>This is wonderful for our morale.<br><br>Just as, in response to Pearl Harbor, the Dolittle bombing of Tokyo lifted the fighting spirit of the American People, so capturing a table in McDonald's presages the final victory of fruit.<br><br>And of course it is the perfect place to distribute fruit propaganda.<br><br>Sure, it's only a pinprick, but it strikes at the heart of the Empire of Fude.<br><br>Victor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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