Please don't ban me!

[Guest guest]

I really rely on you guys.<br><br>The company of

crocodiles has plainly given me a twisted view of raw

food.<br><br>Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for even hinting that we

might be raw food.<br><br>You're right, we are at the

top, or near the top of the food chain. We eat them,

they don't eat us.<br><br>Hey, hey I just got confused

for a minute. A natural mistake!<br><br>Look, I went

down to my local Chinese and asked for raw crocodile.

They told me crocodile is a protected species, but

they could do me some raw snake.<br><br>See, my heart

is in the right place.<br><br>Please don't ban

me!<br><br>Shortus.<br><br>Postscript: I do think, though, that your should

explain to

Victor that flaming is not on. In fact, it won't be

tolerated. In fact, he should be banned, not me.

[Guest guest]

Here on the Big Island of Hawaii, the Ironman

Triathalon is tomorrow. I guess I will mozzie on down and

watch all these cooked fooders throw up their breakfast

on the finish line. and say; ah-ha! Bacon and eggs.

Fortunatly we have no crocodiles to make the swim portion

more interesting. Could you bring some

Victor?<br><br>Doug

[Guest guest]

Dear Shortus,<br><br>When I decided to enter into

the Raw Food Diet, naturally I asked my therapist for

her opinion.<br><br>She said there were side

effects.<br><br> " Side effects " , I said.<br><br>She nodded

softly.<br><br> " A bit like 'collateral damage' ? " , I

asked.<br><br>Well she said, smiling, although you will become

healthier, you will lose your sense of humour.<br><br>That's

not very funny, I said, is there anything else

?<br><br>Well, she said, we don't usually mention this, but you

might become a bore, as well.<br><br>But whatever your

therapist said, shortus, you will be pleased to know that

after reading your 'crocodile' posts, that although you

may be a bore, raw food has not caused you to lose

your sense of humour.<br><br>Of course it's hard to

tell 'cause you're an Australian, and so inherently

funny. Of course, being a Dinky-di Aussie may confer

immunity against raw food.<br><br>But the facts are that

your crocodile posts are very funny and you are on raw

food as well.<br><br>Congratulations!<br><br>Victor.