NEW GENE TRANSPLANT DISCOVERIES?

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Tokyo, 31 Octember 02

 

A rumour growing in momentum is that parallel plant gene transplants

were taking place at the same time as the Japanese spinach gene to pig

transplant was being conducted. It is being rumoured that Japanese

scientists successfully transplanted a Jasmine gene into humans, with

the result that humans carrying this gene exude perfume instead of

sweat, and emit fragrant scents instead of Soya bean boosted stomach

gases. Another successful experiment involved the transplantation of

bovine genes to papaw trees, resulting in the pudder tree which grows

udders yielding flavoured milk and yoghurt products.