Indian Brothers Create Veggie Condoms!

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April 30 2009 15:10 PST

I've watched enough porno's to realize that there are many uses for vegetables.

But now there is a new one, which might be surprising to some. There is now

such a thing as a veggie-rubber. No don't worry your Jimmy isn't made out of

broccoli or anything. Basically what this means is that it's a condom without

the milk-based casing found in other condoms. This makes it vegan friendly and

even caries the vegan logo. Kind of makes me wonder what they were using before

these were invented. Did they just rubber band Zip-loc bags to their Johnson's?

 

The inventors of the botanical prophylactics are brothers Shanip and Ketan Shah.

They're using this as an initiative to encourage young people to use the Fusion

condoms for safe sex. According to Shanip Shah " Vegans might not have realized

there's a milk extract in most condoms. We want to help this group make an

informed choice about safe sex. "

 

As of right now these are being marketed to the 180,000 British vegans, who

don't eat dairy products (or anything that has a pulse) also, and three million

vegetarians. According to the brothers, a number of health food stores have

recently placed orders of Fusion condoms with the brand gaining popularity

across the country due to its " vegan " status.

 

If this wasn't enough these lovely condoms are also environment friendly. The

Fusion condoms are packaged in cardboard. I haven't seen the boxes, but it

sounds unromantic. Hell that alone might be some form of contraception. That

aside the combination of vegan and environment friendly means that it could be

the likely choice for environmentally aware young people; that happen to have a

preference for safe sex.

 

All this thing needs now is a Morrissey endorsement...no never mind, but the

irony of it is hilarious. What do you guys think about this? Are you excited?

Or are you waiting for people to prove that they actually work? Sound off in

our comments section.

Comments (4)Akash

May 01, 2009 12:39 PST

 

hahaha and to make it more environmentally friendly they should just make it

edible...

TalkingAnimals

May 01, 2009 03:38 PST

 

LOL! YES! The time has come for spinach flavored condoms!

kylesf411

May 01, 2009 02:35 PST

 

I've been reading a lot about this the past few days, but I'm wondering what is

so newsworthy about it? There have been vegan condoms on the market for years

already.

sugardoll

May 01, 2009 01:41 PST

 

what next?????