Guest guest Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home. Dave The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) _____ -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 Quote
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye. This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here. Halina in Australia " Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are. " www.freewebs.com/halinasheavenlycreations - " David Lambert " <dlmbrt LOL! They allow humor on this list?? Wow, I’ve found a home. Dave Quote
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Hi Halina! I can already tell this is a great list, I have pages of info to study already! And a list mom with a sense of humor just makes my day! Dave Hi Dave......(((((((Big wave and (((Hugs)))to Kaye. This is a SUPERB list.....I know you will like it here. Halina in Australia -- Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.1/250 - Release 2/3/2006 Quote
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 A crusty old U.S, Army Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm in those parts, he had certain " social duties. " One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C., hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance. One of them approached the Colonel for conversation. She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? " " No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! " The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It looks like you have seen a lot of action. " The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. " The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. " The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? " The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. " She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme? " The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) Quote
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2006 Report Posted February 6, 2006 Thanks for this...I just forwarded it to my brother, SF in Iraq. :-) Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: A crusty old U.S, Army Paratrooper Colonel was (unfortunately) pulling his last tour of duty before retirement at the Pentagon. As is the norm in those parts, he had certain " social duties. " One night found himself at a gala event in downtown Washington, D.C., hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, pretty, idealistic ladies in attendance. One of them approached the Colonel for conversation. She said, " Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you? " " No, " the Colonel said, " just serious by nature! " The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, " It looks like you have seen a lot of action. " The Colonel's short reply was, " Yes, a lot of action. " The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: " You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself. " The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? " The Colonel looked at her and replied, " 1955. " She said, " Well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme? " The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, " Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now. " ;-) The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO yummy! http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join Quote
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