Christmas: The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

Some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

10 cans of Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

11 rasslin' tickets

tin of Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

 

12 pack of Bud

11 rasslin' tickets

tin of Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of Red Man

6 cans of Spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mud tires

3 shotgun shells

2 huntin' dawgs

and some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

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