Guest guest Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, " Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat " . The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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