Guest guest Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 LOLOLOL!!! Reality check, for sure! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California Check out our SALE PAGE at www.bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenoughhobbysale.html A day without Bill Barnhill is like a day without sunshine! goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html There is no failure except in no longer trying. Elbert Hubbard - " Butch Owen " <butchbsi Wednesday, December 07, 2005 9:30 PM Humor: Things Can Always Be Worse >A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was > nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope > propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, " Dad " . > > With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter > with trembling hands: > > Dear Dad, > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope > with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and > you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I > knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, > her tight Motorcycle clothes, her criminal record and because she is so > much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's also > pregnant. > > Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods > and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of > having many more children. > > Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt > anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people > in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, > we'll pray that science will soon find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get > better; she sure deserves it!! > > Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of > myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know > your grandchildren. > > Your son, John > > > P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just > wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report > card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! > > Call when it is safe for me to come home. John > > > > > > The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute > for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. > > > Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO > yummy! > http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm > > > To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: > /join > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, " Dad " . With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, her criminal record and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's also pregnant. Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will soon find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, John P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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