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I hope this short lesson in Social Anthropology 101 has been of some value

 

OH PULEEZE BUTCH!!!!! I am going to have to go buy some Depends after

reading this... IF I can drive for laughing! Visions of sugarplums have

been replaced by visions of the Trolls etc in todays society!!

Hugs

Neysa

[Guest guest]

Hey Kathleen,

 

> " perpetually disgruntled curmudgeons " GOSH! this is a real familiar

> description... who could it possibly remind me of? Hmmmm... something

> about Goats and a bridge.. living under the bridge... hmmmm, can't

> quite make the connection... I'm sure it'll come to me!

 

I think you are confusing Goats with Trolls. Goats don't live under

bridges .. Trolls and Winos do.

 

Trolls are an anthropomorph race indigenous to Norway and Sweden .. they

are first cousins of British Ogres. Lately, the rejected European Union

Constitution has included verbage giving protection to Trolls and Ogres

and forbids citizens of the European Community from profiling them by

referring to their origin.

 

Throughout history, Trolls have been notorious for abducting human rug

rats and substituting them for Changelings. Socialists are trying to

establish a connection between this and the large number of divorces

common in the Western world today.

 

Some Trolls migrated to England and later starred in movies like Harry

Potter .. others escaped across the Bering Strait land bridge, settled

in California and become actors in movies like Lord of the Rings .. both

of these species were patient critters in that they had to wait for the

invention of the movie camera.

 

Some of those that were planning careers in cinema couldn't make the cut

so they became musicians .. they can be seen on useless TV channels like

MTV. Those who had no rhythm but were adept at making others feel guilt

if their services were not utilized became hairdressers, undertakers and

fashion designers.

 

Some Trolls who came to North America moved to Utah and established

multilevel marketing companies, while others settled in the Washington,

D.C. area and became politicians, members of the media and IRS Agents.

Some made their way to New York City and later became taxi drivers and

muggers and attorneys in the ACLU.

 

A small number of Trolls were incapable of adapting to any of the above

rolls so they hang out on News Groups .. List Mammas & Poppas have to be

alert to preclude these critters from destroying themselves when they

try to hurt others. This type of Troll is commonly known as a Flamer.

 

Goblins, though similar to Trolls, are a separate species .. and they

are more devious than Trolls. Anthropologists speculate that they

originated in France sometime during the Permian Age and then spread

throughout Europe. Goblins often see themselves are being a superior

species but they're actually troublemakers who run to others for help

when the going gets tough.

 

When Goblins first entered Britain the Druids designated them as

Robgoblins or Hobgoblins. These beings should not be confused with

Hobbits, which were sociable and had a peace loving nature. Hobbits

originated in Russia but were all but wiped out during the Russian

Revolution of 1917. For this reason, Trolls play the parts of Hobbits

in movies like Lord of the Rings.

 

Elves and Gnomes are the descendants of Goblins and ancient European

Royalty. Some of them still hold positions of importance. If we pay

close attention to their physical characteristics (big ears and always

smiling) we can identify a few modern day Elves and Gnomes.

 

Some Trolls are charismatic but evil. Terrorists like Osama bin Laden

fit this mold. Others are cantankerous frauds whose only claim to fame

is they have a larger vocabulary than Al Franken .. like Maureen Dowd of

the New York Times.

 

None of the above should be confused with the Irish Leprechaun, which is

real .. and was the role model for Calvin of " Calvin & Hobbs " , Dennis of

" Dennis the Menace " and my good buddy, Martin Watt, or with the famous

Hawaiian Menehune, which is actually a Fairy or Elf. Leprechauns and

Menehunes are merely mischievous beings .. they are never cruel.

 

Winos .. they are a different creature altogether .. they are a species

that hang out in large cities and in places like Napa Valley and Silicon

Valley .. and there appears to be a direct connection between those who

thrive in the last two mentioned locations. Other well known Winos are

long time members of the U.S. Senate. No need for profiling here since

there appears to be absolutely no distinction between or connection to

the political positions they claim to adhere to.

 

I hope this short lesson in Social Anthropology 101 has been of some

value to you. ;-)

 

> ROFLMAO!

> K

>

>>Cheers!

>>Kathleen Petrides

>>The Woobey Queen

>>Http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com