Jump to content
IndiaDivine.org

Humor: Cold Prevention

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Oregano is NOT the ONLY way to prevent colds. ;-)

 

Miss Bea was in her late 80's and much admired for her sweetness and

kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in

the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.

 

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

 

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a crystal

glass bowl sitting on top of the organ. The bowl was filled with water

and in the water floated, of all things, a condom.

 

He was shocked and surprised .. surely Miss Bea had flipped her lid!!

The pastor decided he should not mention this strange sight in her

parlor .. but still, he was curious.

 

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater,

but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.

 

" Miss Bea, " he said, pointing to the bowl, " I wonder if you would tell

me about this. "

 

" Oh yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last

fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ

and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it

is working. I haven't had a cold all winter. " ;-)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...