OT: Happy Day After Thanksgiving

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Thank You Butch...That is wonderfull. LOLOLOL

Hope you enjoyed Thanksgiving.

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A young man named Ted received a parrot as a gift.

 

 

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Happy Holidays to you as well Butch... Thank you for the unique card, it is very

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Vicki P.

 

Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: A young man named Ted

received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's

mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

 

Ted tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think

of to " clean up " the bird's vocabulary.

 

Finally, Ted was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back. Ted shook the parrot and the parrot became angry and more rude.

 

In desperation, Ted grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a

few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly

there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing

that he'd hurt the parrot, Ted quickly opened the door to the freezer.

 

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Ted's hand and said, " I believe I may

have offended you with my rude language and bad actions. I'm sincerely

remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do

everything I can to correct my rude and most unforgivable behavior. "

 

Ted was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, " May I ask what the turkey did to upset you? "

 

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[Guest guest]

A young man named Ted received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's

mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

 

Ted tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think

of to " clean up " the bird's vocabulary.

 

Finally, Ted was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back. Ted shook the parrot and the parrot became angry and more rude.

 

In desperation, Ted grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a

few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly

there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing

that he'd hurt the parrot, Ted quickly opened the door to the freezer.

 

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Ted's hand and said, " I believe I may

have offended you with my rude language and bad actions. I'm sincerely

remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do

everything I can to correct my rude and most unforgivable behavior. "

 

Ted was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, " May I ask what the turkey did to upset you? "

 

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1483260750

 

HAPPY LEFTOVERS Y'ALL. ;-) Butch