Happy Turkey Day!

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Just received this from a friend - thought it might make someone smile!

 

Hope you all have a Blessed & Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Tammy D.

 

The Mud QueenTM

 

 

 

Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

 

 

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING AND I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.

 

 

 

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

 

 

 

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE.

 

 

 

BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

 

 

 

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION

 

 

 

THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

 

 

 

I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR.

 

 

 

I GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

 

 

 

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND

TOMATOES.

 

 

 

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE

OFF THE GROUND.

 

 

 

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY.

 

 

 

WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

 

 

 

I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES .

 

HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

 

 

 

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.

 

MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N' GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.

 

 

 

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.

 

 

 

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF

 

 

 

YOUR HIPS AND YOUR THIGHS!