Guest guest Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Everything has a gender....... You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and female friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Karen M. Chan | kmchan | Whatever Happens... Smile! http://www.linkline.com/personal/kmchan/index.html P.O. Box 1390 / La Canada, CA 91012-5390 <> <> <> <> <> * Beautiful skin is just a click away! * * Visit me, your Mary Kay Independent Beauty Consultant! * * http://www.marykay.com/karenchan * * Contact me for your FREE facial at karenchan * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 HA! Funny! And how be you Karen? Haven't heard from ya for awhile... anything big going out there in outer space we outta know about (you know... large meteors headed to blast us to smithereens, an alien convoy loaded with anti-matter missles (again to either blast us to smithereens or just vaporise us), a final date on when the Universe implodes? Or something minor like a new star being born (or exploding) or perhaps the location of that black hole where I can send my sick sense of humor? Time for this chick to go to bed, it's past midnight and things are looking real blurry... oh wait! That's because I haven't been able to find my glasses in two weeks (sad but true, but just think of all the ugly things I can't see too well my reflection in the mirror, the neighbors, the credit card bill!! LOL!)! take care! K On 11/15/05, Karen M. Chan <kmchan wrote: > > Everything has a gender....... > > You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. > > 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can > see right through them. > > 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to > warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the > right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons > are pushed. > > 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. > > 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you > have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air > part. > > 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. > > 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. > > 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. > > 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the > bottom. > > 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last > 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. > > 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't > you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost > without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to > push, he keeps trying! > > Pass these on to both male and female friends of yours so that they > can have a chuckle too. > > > -- > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Karen M. Chan | kmchan | Whatever Happens... Smile! > http://www.linkline.com/personal/kmchan/index.html > P.O. Box 1390 / La Canada, CA 91012-5390 > <> <> <> <> <> > * Beautiful skin is just a click away! * > * Visit me, your Mary Kay Independent Beauty Consultant! * > * http://www.marykay.com/karenchan * > * Contact me for your FREE facial at karenchan * > > > > The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute > for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. > > > Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO > yummy! > http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm > > > To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: > /join > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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