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Sunday, October 30, 2005 10:19 PM

[POSSIBLE SPAM] Humor: Starting a Business -

Learning the Buzz Words

 

 

> Hey y'all,

>

> Many of the folks on the list are considering going into the EO sales

> business .. and to make it in the business .. they gotta know how to

> market their products and gotta know all the buzz words.

>

> Here is an explanation of some of the important ones:

>

> A lady sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and says,

> " I'm fantastic in bed. "

>

> That's Direct Marketing.

>

> A lady is at a party with a bunch of friends and sees a handsome guy.

> One of her friends goes up to him and, pointing at her, says, " She's

> fantastic in bed. "

>

> That's Advertising.

>

> A lady sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and gets his

> telephone number. The next day she calls him and says, " Hi, I'm

> fantastic in bed. "

>

> That's Telemarketing.

>

> A lady sees a guy at a party, she straightens her dress, walks up to him

> and pours him a drink. She says, " May I, " and reaches up to straighten

> his tie, brushing her breast lightly against his arm, and then says, " By

> the way, I'm fantastic in bed. "

>

> That's Public Relations.

>

> A lady is at a party and sees a handsome guy. He walks up to her and

> says, " I hear you're fantastic in bed. "

>

> That's Brand Recognition.

>

> A lady is at a party and sees a handsome guy. He fancies her, but she

> talks him into going home with her girl friend.

>

> That's a Sales Rep.

>

> Her friend can't satisfy him so she calls the lady.

>

> That's Tech Support.

>

> A lady is on her way to a party when she realizes that there could be

> handsome men in all these houses she is passing. So she climbs onto the

> roof of one situated near the center of the block and shouts at the top

> of her lungs, " I'm fantastic in bed! "

>

> That's Junk Mail.

>

> A lady is at a party when a well built man walks up to her and gropes

> her breasts and grabs her behind.

>

> That's Bill Clinton.

>

> She likes it, but twenty years later her attorney decides she was

> offended and he files a lawsuit on her behalf.

>

> That's America. ;-)

>

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