Humor: Starting a Business - Learning the Buzz Words

[Guest guest]

Hey y'all,

 

Many of the folks on the list are considering going into the EO sales

business .. and to make it in the business .. they gotta know how to

market their products and gotta know all the buzz words.

 

Here is an explanation of some of the important ones:

 

A lady sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and says,

" I'm fantastic in bed. "

 

That's Direct Marketing.

 

A lady is at a party with a bunch of friends and sees a handsome guy.

One of her friends goes up to him and, pointing at her, says, " She's

fantastic in bed. "

 

That's Advertising.

 

A lady sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and gets his

telephone number. The next day she calls him and says, " Hi, I'm

fantastic in bed. "

 

That's Telemarketing.

 

A lady sees a guy at a party, she straightens her dress, walks up to him

and pours him a drink. She says, " May I, " and reaches up to straighten

his tie, brushing her breast lightly against his arm, and then says, " By

the way, I'm fantastic in bed. "

 

That's Public Relations.

 

A lady is at a party and sees a handsome guy. He walks up to her and

says, " I hear you're fantastic in bed. "

 

That's Brand Recognition.

 

A lady is at a party and sees a handsome guy. He fancies her, but she

talks him into going home with her girl friend.

 

That's a Sales Rep.

 

Her friend can't satisfy him so she calls the lady.

 

That's Tech Support.

 

A lady is on her way to a party when she realizes that there could be

handsome men in all these houses she is passing. So she climbs onto the

roof of one situated near the center of the block and shouts at the top

of her lungs, " I'm fantastic in bed! "

 

That's Junk Mail.

 

A lady is at a party when a well built man walks up to her and gropes

her breasts and grabs her behind.

 

That's Bill Clinton.

 

She likes it, but twenty years later her attorney decides she was

offended and he files a lawsuit on her behalf.

 

That's America. ;-)

[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO! Just read this one! makes " business " simple! LOL!

K

 

On 10/30/05, Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote:

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> Kathleen Petrides

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