Guest guest Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. " Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart? " " I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, " Green replies. " But since you're a faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant. " " You sell them here? " the customer asks. " Only $5 each, " says Green. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. " You didn't eat enough, " says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. " Hey, Green, " he says, " You're selling me fish heads for $5 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $3. You're ripping me off! " " You see? " says Green. " You're smarter already. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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