Guest guest Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Only in America Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery " ? Why is " abbreviated " such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice " ? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Hilarious! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California Check out our SALE PAGE at www.bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenoughhobbysale.html A day without Bill Barnhill is like a day without sunshine! goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. Elbert Hubbard - <naturesnotionsnj <RJsSoapinList >; <thesoapbox >; Friday, September 16, 2005 7:53 AM Things to Think about!! ))/OT > Only in America > > > > > Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the > back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy > cigarettes at the front. > > > > > Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, > and > a diet coke. > > > > > Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the > pens > to the counters. > > > > > Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > > > Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > packages of eight. > > > > > Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process > so > well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking > creatures'. > > > > > Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille > lettering. > > > > > EVER WONDER ... > > > > > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? > > > > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > > > Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery " ? > > > > > Why is " abbreviated " such a long word? > > > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice " ? > > > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid > made > with real lemons? > > > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > > > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why > don't > they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > > > > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > > > > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? The information contained in these e-mails is not a substitute > for diagnosis and treatment by a qualified, licensed professional. > > > Step By Step Instructions For Making Herbal Labna Cheese! So easy, SO > yummy! > http://www.aromaticsage.com/cz.htm > > > To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: > /join > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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