Guest guest Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Please note that this post is in pure fun and jest and not directed at anyone.. I just hope everyone sees it as humorous as I did... Michelle How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light bulb " ... another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add " Me too " Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say " didn't we go through this already a short time ago? " Thirteen to say " do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs " Three to tell a funny story about their candles and a light bulb. AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 In a message dated 8/31/2005 4:47:49 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, WoobeyQueen writes: You forgot one! And as I'm the snotty one: And one list member to point out that Lightbulbs are an urban legend and will people PLEASE remember to check these things out before sending it to the list and panicking people with false stories! ROFLMAO!!! OMG!!! ROTFLMBO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! )))) Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 You forgot one! And as I'm the snotty one: And one list member to point out that Lightbulbs are an urban legend and will people PLEASE remember to check these things out before sending it to the list and panicking people with false stories! ROFLMAO!!! K On 8/31/05, naturesnotionsnj <naturesnotionsnj wrote: > > Please note that this post is in pure fun and jest and not directed at > anyone.. I just hope everyone sees it as humorous as I did... > Michelle > > > > How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed. > > > -- > Cheers! > Kathleen Petrides > The Woobey Queen > Http://www.woobeyworld.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 I love it!!!!!!! It is absolutely true! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California Check out our SALE PAGE at www.bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenoughhobbysale.html A day without Bill Barnhill is like a day without sunshine! goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. Elbert Hubbard - <naturesnotionsnj <RJsSoapinList >; <thesoapbox >; Wednesday, August 31, 2005 1:06 PM How many list members...../OT > Please note that this post is in pure fun and jest and not directed at > anyone.. I just hope everyone sees it as humorous as I did... > Michelle > > > > How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed. > > Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how > the light bulb could have been changed differently. > > Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. > > Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing > light bulbs. > > Five to flame the spell checkers. > > Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. > > Six to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light bulb " ... another > six to condemn those six as stupid. > > Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the > correct spelling. > > Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please > take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. > > Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light > bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group. > > Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, > where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best > for this technique and what brands are faulty > > Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. > > Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected URL. > > Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to > this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. > > Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety > including all headers and signatures, and add " Me too " > > Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they > cannot handle the light bulb controversy. > > Four to say " didn't we go through this already a short time ago? " > > Thirteen to say " do a Google search on light bulbs before posting > questions about light bulbs " > > Three to tell a funny story about their candles and a light bulb. > > AND > > One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with > something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all > over again > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 This was way too funny, but so true!!! But did you remember the one that posts and tells you to remember to trim???? I was laughing so hard I didn't remember seeing that one. Nice to have a laugh during such serious times we are experiencing. > > How many list members does it takes to change a light bulb? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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