OT/True friendship...smile :o))

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I'm sending this only because I thought it was cute and it really brightened

my day. No one is expected to " forward this to 50 people or you're doomed

for life " ...Just read it and smile.

))

Michelle

 

Are you tired of all those sissy-a$$ " friendship " poems that always sound

good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of

promises that really speaks to true friendship:

 

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

 

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

 

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

 

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be and to quit whining.

 

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

 

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

 

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.

 

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. " Why? " you may ask, because you

are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed

because you can only think of 4.

 

 

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help

you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. I'm on

standby.