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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

-There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

-Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

-Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

-Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

-I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

-I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

-You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

-If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

-Can I have directions? [ " To where? " ] To your heart.

-Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

-Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

- " I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet. "

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

-When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance

reasons.

-You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

-Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

-Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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