Guest guest Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. -There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. -Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! -Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. -Hi, I make more money than you can spend. -I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! -I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. -You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. -If you were a booger I'd pick you first. -Can I have directions? [ " To where? " ] To your heart. -Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! -Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. -Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... - " I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet. " -Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? -When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. -You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. -Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! -Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? -Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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