Jump to content
IndiaDivine.org

O/T Joke: Lost

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an

electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic

navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and

haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and

course to steer to the airport.

 

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a

handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The

pilot's sign said " WHERE AM I? " in large letters.

 

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft,

drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign

said " YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER. "

 

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course

to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

 

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how

the " YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER " sign helped determine their

position.

 

The pilot responded " I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building

because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically

correct but completely useless answer. "

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just to get more technical on ya, Carol, Microsoft isn't in Seattle; it's

campus is in Redmond. They have a large campus, but I think the tallest

building (#47) is only 4 stories tall. It straddles Redmond/Bellevue.

 

Funny joke though.

 

Be well,

Marcia Elston, Samara Botane, http://www.wingedseed.com

" First of all, cultivate a contented spirit; a garden is a good place to

begin. "

 

 

________________________________

 

On Behalf Of Carol Pearce

Monday, August 22, 2005 4:11 PM

 

O/T Joke: Lost

 

 

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an

electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic

navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and

haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and

course to steer to the airport.

 

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a

handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The

pilot's sign said " WHERE AM I? " in large letters.

 

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft,

drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign

said " YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER. "

 

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course

to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

 

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how

the " YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER " sign helped determine their

position.

 

The pilot responded " I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building

because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically

correct but completely useless answer. "

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LOL, what do you expect from a Canadian? lol...

The only place I have been to in the states is Florida and the Pociino's...

 

:-)

 

Marcia Elston wrote:

 

>Just to get more technical on ya, Carol, Microsoft isn't in Seattle; it's

>campus is in Redmond. They have a large campus, but I think the tallest

>building (#47) is only 4 stories tall. It straddles Redmond/Bellevue.

>

>Funny joke though.

>

>

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

<Microsoft isn't in Seattle; it's campus is in Redmond. >

 

For anyone outside the immediate area, that is just metropolitan Seattle anyway!

 

Ien in the Kootenays

*****************************

You ought to be Thankful,

a Whole Heaping Lot

for the places and people

you're lucky you're not!

~Dr Seuss

who is this Kootenay person anyway?

http://www.greatestnetworker.com/is/ien

******************************

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, to get technical again, both Redmond and Bellevue are incorporated

cities in King county and not considered metropolitan Seattle because there

is a huge geographic barrier (Lake Washington) between them. It's sort of

like San Francisco and Oakland across the Bay from each other. Definitely

different entities.

 

Don't know why I'm so knitpicky today . . . But I am having Database

difficulties, maybe that's it. :-) Nothin' personal.

 

Be well,

Marcia Elston, Samara Botane, http://www.wingedseed.com

" First of all, cultivate a contented spirit; a garden is a good place to

begin. "

 

 

 

On Behalf Of Ieneke van Houten

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:12 PM

 

Re: O/T Joke: Lost

 

 

<Microsoft isn't in Seattle; it's campus is in Redmond. >

 

For anyone outside the immediate area, that is just metropolitan Seattle

anyway!

 

Ien in the Kootenays

*****************************

Link to comment
Share on other sites

" But I am having Database difficulties, "

 

Marcia, you have my deepest sympathies. In the light of that answer

I'm surprised you are coherent and able to converse without swearing

and snarling... or is that just me?

 

LOL!

 

May your Database difficulties soon be solved

 

K

 

 

 

> Be well,

> Marcia Elston, Samara Botane, http://www.wingedseed.com

> " First of all, cultivate a contented spirit; a garden is a good place to

> begin. "

 

--

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Http://www.woobeyworld.com

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well Kathleen, if I disappear from the list for an extended period, it's

because I threw the computer out the window . . . And I'm on the second

floor here! I should follow my own advice and head for the garden for a

while.

 

Be well,

Marcia Elston, Samara Botane, http://www.wingedseed.com

" First of all, cultivate a contented spirit; a garden is a good place to

begin. "

 

 

________________________________

 

On Behalf Of Woobey Queen

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 4:18 PM

 

Re: O/T Joke: Lost

 

 

" But I am having Database difficulties, "

 

Marcia, you have my deepest sympathies. In the light of that answer

I'm surprised you are coherent and able to converse without swearing

and snarling... or is that just me?

 

LOL!

 

May your Database difficulties soon be solved

 

K

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh yeah, It's Weed killing time... hack out them dandy-lions, up root

them thar thistles... except I find thistles rather pretty. Goose

Grass, now there's a real item for my hit list... Go out in the garden

and play. Don't chuck your pooter, remember, you'll just have to

replace the darn thing and just think how much you'll hate to spend

the money to replace it... not to mention starting over.

 

Breathe Marcia, BREATHE

 

;-)

 

K

 

On 8/23/05, Marcia Elston <samara wrote:

> Well Kathleen, if I disappear from the list for an extended period, it's

> because I threw the computer out the window . . . And I'm on the second

> floor here! I should follow my own advice and head for the garden for a

> while.

>

> Be well,

> Marcia Elston, Samara Botane, http://www.wingedseed.com

> " First of all, cultivate a contented spirit; a garden is a good place to

> begin. "

--

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Http://www.woobeyworld.com

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...