O/T Joke: Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

[Guest guest]

Chris, I thought of you when I saw this, lol

 

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is

interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory

makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an

error to report.

 

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the

double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data

is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's

hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

 

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the

network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets

want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by

the printer down the hall.

 

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so

your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as

well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the

sucker's gonna hang.

 

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the

macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll

have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then

quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!