O/T Joke: driving thru texas

[Guest guest]

Driving Through Texas

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state

trooper.

The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver

rolls down the

window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The

driver says, " Why'd you

do that?

The trooper says, " You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll

have your license ready. "

Driver says, " I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here. "

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.

He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side

and taps on the

window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him

with the

nightstick.

The passenger says, " What'd you do that for? "

The cop says, " Just making your wishes come true. "

The passenger says, " Huh? "

The cop says, " I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, " I

wish that sucker

would've tried that stuff with me! "

[Guest guest]

LOL that is good and what is even funnier I am from Texas and that is about

the Texas judicial system mentality... LOL

Joyce Siegert

Ladybug's Creations

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" Carol Pearce " <cjpearce

 

 

> Driving Through Texas

> Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state

> trooper.

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[Guest guest]

ROFLMAO! Too funny!

 

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> " Carol Pearce " <cjpearce

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> > Driving Through Texas

> > Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state

> > trooper.

> ~snip

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