Guest guest Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 Senior Staying Busy > > > > Working people frequently ask retired people what > > they do to make their days interesting. > > > > I went to the store the other day. I was in there > > for only about five minutes. When I came out, there > > was a cop writing out a parking ticket. > > > > I went up to him and said, " Come on, buddy, how > > about giving a senior a break. " > > > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. > > > > I called him a Nazi. > > > > He glared at me and started writing another ticket > > for having worn tires. > > > > So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. > > > > He finished the second ticket and put it on the > > windshield with the first. Then he started writing a > > third ticket. > > > > This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused > > him, the more tickets he wrote. > > > > Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked > > around the corner. > > > > I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm > > retired. It's important at my age. " The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. " William James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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