Guest guest Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Have you ever tried getting tickets for The Olympic Games? If you have, you know how tough it is. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes. The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: 'Johnson, pole vault.' The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: 'Billy Joe Anderson, discus.' The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said: 'Smith -- fencing.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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