Guest guest Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and lived to be 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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