Guest guest Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, " Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter with you? " The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, " I don`t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old. " The husband said, " What did he say about your 65 year old ass? " " Your name never came up, " she replied. Juana Serrano True Essence Bath & Body Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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