Guest guest Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term. " This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree? " The woman agreed. " Then I sentence you to six nights in jail. " The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, " Your honor, may I approach the bench? " " Well, " said the judge, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench. " The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, " She also stole a can of peas. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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