O/T Joke; The Memorial stone

[Guest guest]

A woman's husband dies. He left $20,000 . After

everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery; she tells her closest

friend that there is no money left.

 

The friend says,

" How can that be? You told me he had $20,000

few days before he died. How could you be broke,

already? "

 

The widow says, " Well, the funeral cost me $6,000.

And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the

organist and all. That was $400 and I spent another $400 for the wake,

food and drinks. The rest went for the memorial stone. "

 

The friend says, " $13,200 for the memorial stone?

My God, how big is it? "

 

The widow says, " Three carats. "