Guest guest Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. " What are those machetes doing in your car? " asks the cop. " I juggle them in my act. " " Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. " Let's see you do it. " The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. " Wow, " says the passer-by. " I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now! Juana Serrano True Essence Bath & Body Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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