Humor: Nine Things That Bug Me About People ;-)

[Guest guest]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time .. I know

where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I

ask where the toilet is?

 

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire

room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change

the channel manually.

 

3. When people say, " Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it

too " . Damn right! What good is having cake if you can't eat it?

 

4. When people say, " it's always the last place you look " . Of course

it is! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do

some people really do this?

 

5. When people say while watching a film, " did you see that? " . No

loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

 

6. People who ask, " Can I ask you a question? " . You did not really

give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,

then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,

then there must have been something before it .. it couldn't be new.

 

8. When people say, " life is short " . What the hell?? Living is the

longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, " Has the bus come

yet? " . If the bus came would I be standing here, dummy?

 

Smile ... it ain't gonna git no better. ;-) Butch