O/TJoke : How to loose a guy in 10 days

[Guest guest]

Our version of:

How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

1. Sit in your parked car on his street and point a hair dryer at

passing cars. Do this each day.

2. Page yourself over the intercom at his work. At the mall. In the

grocery store.

3. Every time he asks you to do something, ask if he wants fries

with that.

4. Wear bare feet and running shoes five sizes too big. 5. Paint

your toenails... during Sunday dinner at his parents' home.

6. Develop an unnatural fear of air. Remember your fear every time

things seem to be going well.

7. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 5 days. Once you have lost your

caffeine tolerance, switch to espresso.

8. Reply to everything he says with the name of an animal from the zoo.

9. Finish all your sentences with: " In accordance with the prophecies. "

10. Adjust all the settings on his computer. Do it each day.

11. Don't use any make-up or deodorant.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask his friends as you first meet them what sex they are.

14. Specify that your drive-through order is " to go. "

15. Sing along at the opera and at the theatre.

16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

17. Find out where he shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear

them one day after he does.

18. Send e-mail to his ex' to tell her what you're doing.

19. Wear each of your shoes on the wrong foot. Encourage him to do

the same.

20. Seven days in advance, tell him you can't attend his birthday

party because you're not in the mood.

21. Ask him if 911 is for emergencies. Ask the same question each day.

22. Call the psychic hotline and pass the phone to him saying, " I

told you so. "

23. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won!”“ I Won! "

24. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling, " Run for your lives, they're loose! "

25. Tell him, " It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's

their tone of voice that is bothersome. "

26. Every time you see a broom, yell, " Honey, your mother is here! "

[Guest guest]

OK, this one I'm using~~!~!~! thanks to cute

Sindy

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How to loose a guy in 10 days

 

 

> 26. Every time you see a broom, yell, " Honey, your mother is here! "

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[Guest guest]

Oh that's very very cute!!!!

 

Sending Blessings and Love,

 

Tammy

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Carol Pearce<cjpearce

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 9:49 AM

O/TJoke : How to loose a guy in 10 days

 

 

Our version of:

How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

1. Sit in your parked car on his street and point a hair dryer at

passing cars. Do this each day.

2. Page yourself over the intercom at his work. At the mall. In the

grocery store.

3. Every time he asks you to do something, ask if he wants fries

with that.

4. Wear bare feet and running shoes five sizes too big. 5. Paint

your toenails... during Sunday dinner at his parents' home.

6. Develop an unnatural fear of air. Remember your fear every time

things seem to be going well.

7. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 5 days. Once you have lost your

caffeine tolerance, switch to espresso.

8. Reply to everything he says with the name of an animal from the zoo.

9. Finish all your sentences with: " In accordance with the prophecies. "

10. Adjust all the settings on his computer. Do it each day.

11. Don't use any make-up or deodorant.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask his friends as you first meet them what sex they are.

14. Specify that your drive-through order is " to go. "

15. Sing along at the opera and at the theatre.

16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

17. Find out where he shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear

them one day after he does.

18. Send e-mail to his ex' to tell her what you're doing.

19. Wear each of your shoes on the wrong foot. Encourage him to do

the same.

20. Seven days in advance, tell him you can't attend his birthday

party because you're not in the mood.

21. Ask him if 911 is for emergencies. Ask the same question each day.

22. Call the psychic hotline and pass the phone to him saying, " I

told you so. "

23. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won!”“ I Won! "

24. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling, " Run for your lives, they're loose! "

25. Tell him, " It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's

their tone of voice that is bothersome. "

26. Every time you see a broom, yell, " Honey, your mother is here! "

[Guest guest]

hehehe...some of those sound so familiar! Wonder why?

Gayla Roberts

Always Enough Ranch

Acampo, California

goatclearing

http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html

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Carol Pearce<cjpearce

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 9:49 AM

O/TJoke : How to loose a guy in 10 days

 

 

Our version of:

How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

1. Sit in your parked car on his street and point a hair dryer at

passing cars. Do this each day.

2. Page yourself over the intercom at his work. At the mall. In the

grocery store.

3. Every time he asks you to do something, ask if he wants fries

with that.

4. Wear bare feet and running shoes five sizes too big. 5. Paint

your toenails... during Sunday dinner at his parents' home.

6. Develop an unnatural fear of air. Remember your fear every time

things seem to be going well.

7. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 5 days. Once you have lost your

caffeine tolerance, switch to espresso.

8. Reply to everything he says with the name of an animal from the zoo.

9. Finish all your sentences with: " In accordance with the prophecies. "

10. Adjust all the settings on his computer. Do it each day.

11. Don't use any make-up or deodorant.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask his friends as you first meet them what sex they are.

14. Specify that your drive-through order is " to go. "

15. Sing along at the opera and at the theatre.

16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

17. Find out where he shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear

them one day after he does.

18. Send e-mail to his ex' to tell her what you're doing.

19. Wear each of your shoes on the wrong foot. Encourage him to do

the same.

20. Seven days in advance, tell him you can't attend his birthday

party because you're not in the mood.

21. Ask him if 911 is for emergencies. Ask the same question each day.

22. Call the psychic hotline and pass the phone to him saying, " I

told you so. "

23. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won! " " I Won! "

24. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling, " Run for your lives, they're loose! "

25. Tell him, " It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's

their tone of voice that is bothersome. "

26. Every time you see a broom, yell, " Honey, your mother is here! "

 

 

 

 

 

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