O/T Joke: Destiny of Certain Professionals.

[Guest guest]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, " Ah, you're an engineer -- you're

in the wrong place. "

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Soon, the

engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is

the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

The engineer becomes a popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, " So how's it going

down there in hell? "

 

Satan replies, " Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning,

flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an

engineer is going to come up with next. "

God replies, " What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he

should never have gotten down there; send him up here. "

" No way, " said Satan. " I like having an engineer on the staff, " he

added, " and I'm keeping him here! "

" Send him back up here or I'll sue, " hollers God.

Satan laughed uproariously and answered, " Yeah right...

Just where are you going to get a lawyer? "