OT: Humor

[Guest guest]

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the

alligator up on the bar and says to the astonished patrons. " I'll make

you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals

inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will

then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for

witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. "

 

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped

his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's mouth. The

gator then closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the

man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of

its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals

unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free

drinks were delivered.

 

The man stood up again and made another offer. " I'll pay anyone $100

who's willing to give it a try. A hush fell over the crowd.

 

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman

timidly spoke up. " I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on

the head so hard with the beer bottle. "

 

And you thought it was an alligator joke. ;-)