O/T Joke : Idiots

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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had

a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request

the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: " too many

deer were being hit by cars " and he didn't want them to cross there

anymore.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and

ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for " minimal

lettuce. " He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an

airport employee asked, " Has anyone put anything in your baggage without

your knowledge? " To which I replied, " If it was without my knowledge,

how would I know? " He smiled knowingly and nodded, " That's why we ask. "

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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to

cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged

coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I

explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,

she responded, " What on earth are blind people doing driving?! "

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who

was leaving the company due to " downsizing, " our manager commented

cheerfully, " this is fun. We should do this more often. " Not a word was

spoken. We all just looked at each other with that

deer-in-the-headlights stare.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip

back into itself and for the life of her could didn't understand why her

system would not turn on.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile

dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in

it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working

feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the

passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered

that it was unlocked. " Hey, " I announced to the technician, " it's open! "

To which he replied, " I know - I already got that side. "