O/T Joke : THE YEARS BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2004

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THE YEARS BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2004

 

 

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

 

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

 

And the winner is....

 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead