Guest guest Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. " What are you doing? " She asked. " Hunting Flies " He responded. " Oh. Killing any? " She asked. " Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied. Intrigued, she asked. " How can you tell? " He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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