OT: Humor - Prince Charles and Camilla

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Prince Charles was driving around on his mother's estate when he

accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a corgi, crushing it to a pulp.

 

He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally

distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go

ballistics.

 

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried in the ground. He dug it up,

polished it and immediately a genie appeared.

 

You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment " , said the

genie. " As a reward I shall grant you one wish. "

 

" Well " said the Prince, " I have all the material things I need, but let

me show you this dog. "

 

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. " Do you think you

could bring this dog back to life for me? " the Prince asked.

 

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. " This body

is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there

something else you would like? "

 

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled

out two photos. " I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana, "

said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. " But now I love

this woman called Camilla, " and he showed the genie the second photo.

" You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make

Camilla as beautiful as Diana? "

 

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said,

" Let's have a look at that dead dog again. "