joke

[Guest guest]

Yodeling

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? California? Oregon?

Switzerland? Most believe it originated in Switzerland, but here's the real

version.

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a

farm house and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told

him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked

her father, " Who is that man going into the barn? " " That's some fellow

traveling through, " said the farmer. " He needs a place to stay for the night,

so I

said he could sleep in the barn. " The daughter said, " Perhaps he is hungry. "

So, she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn. About an

hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her

hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man

was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and

she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse

buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to

bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his

journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into

tears. " How could he leave without even saying good-bye, " she cried. " We

made such passionate love last night! " " What? " shouted the father as he angrily

ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the

mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, " I'm going to get you! You had sex with my

daughter! "

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his

mouth, and yelled out, . . .

" LAIDTHEOLADEETOO. "

 

Juana Serrano

True Essence Bath & Body

 

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift...

 

....that is why it's called the " present. "