Guest guest Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. " Well, it was like this, " said the man. " I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. " " That's when I made my big mistake. " " What did you do? " asks the doctor. " Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, " Hey, this looks like yours! " " I don't remember much after that! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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