O/T Joke The outhouse

[Guest guest]

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in West Virginia out on a farm

up in the hills.

 

Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes

into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty

the hole. Ma says, " Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road?

He must be smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate. "

 

So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, Mr. College

gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to

empty it. "

 

The young'n tells him, " Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one

with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the

outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go

off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the

second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your

farm, fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back

down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole.. "

 

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks

up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long

fuse.

 

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them

and runs behind a tree.

 

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the

outhouse!

 

Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into

the air.

 

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite ... spreading poop all

over the farm.

 

WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole....

 

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, Ma, are you

all right??!! " .

 

As she pulls up her panties she says...

 

" Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen. !!!!