O/T Joke Better be careful

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These are actual warnings given on various products:

 

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION

FROM A TORNADO.

 

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER,

OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

 

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE

DAMAGE.

 

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING,

KEEP UPRIGHT.

 

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED

ON ANIMALS.

 

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID

CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP

TO advertisement ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

 

7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER

END.

 

8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER

YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

 

9. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

 

10. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE

NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

 

11. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR

SOAP.

 

12. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO

NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

 

13. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT

AFTER HEATING.

 

14. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF

CHILDREN.

 

15. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR

OUTDOOR USE ONLY.