jokes

[Guest guest]

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When

they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.

When he gets back, he says, " Honey, my hands are freezing! "

She says, " Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up. "

 

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and then comes back and

says, " Man! my hands are really freezing! "

She says again, " Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up. " He

does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood, enough to get them

through the night. When he returns, he says again, " Honey, my hands are

really, really freezing! "

She looks at him and says, " For crying out loud! Don't your ears ever get

cold? "

 

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If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you

come out, what are you when in the bathroom?

European.