O/T Joke: Old Butch ( not our Butch, lol)

[Guest guest]

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young

layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was, make

sure the eggs were fertile. John kept records and any rooster that

didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an

awful lot of John's time so John got a set of tiny bells and attached

them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell

from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the

porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

 

John's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too.

But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung

at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing

pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,

would run for cover. BUT, to John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his

beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and

walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in

the county fair... and Butch became an overnight sensation among the

judges.

 

The result...

 

The judges not only awarded Butch the " No Bell Piece Prize " but they

also awarded him the " Pulletsurprise " as well. Clearly Butch was a

Politician. Who else could figure out how to win two of the most

politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up

on the populace and screwing them.

[Guest guest]

YOU ARE SICK! that is prolly the funniest thing I have read from you yet,

and I've read some goodies~ I fell for it hook, line and sinker~

Thanks

Sindy

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O/T Joke: Old Butch