O/T Joke... money

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MONEY....

 

It can buy a House

 

But not a Home

 

It can buy a Bed

 

But not Sleep

 

It can buy a Clock

 

But not Time

 

It can buy a Book

 

But not Knowledge

 

It can buy a Position

 

But not Respect

 

It can buy Medicine

 

But not Health

 

It can buy Blood

 

But not Life

 

It can buy Sex

 

But not Love

 

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

 

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,

 

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

 

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

 

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,

 

PERSONAL CHEQUES, CASHIERS CHEQUES,

 

BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

 

PLEASE:

 

NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.

 

THEY WILL BE RETURNED.