Guest guest Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, " Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery. " The lady asks, " How do I do it without surgery? " " Just rub toilet paper between them. " " How does that make them bigger? " " I don't know, but it worked wonders for your ass. " Juana Serrano True Essence Bath & Body Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift... ....that is why it's called the " present. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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