Guest guest Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Knowledge Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, " Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. " The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, " What would you like to discuss? " The first guy says, " Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power? " The other guy says, " OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that? " The first guy says, " I don't know. " The other guy says, " Oh ... well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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