Humor: Furniture Dealer

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A furniture dealer from Arkansas decided that he wanted to expand the

line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what

he could find.

 

After arriving in Paris, he met with some manufacturers and finally

selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas.

 

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and

have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the

small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table

was the only vacant seat in the house.

 

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,

asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and

motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.

 

He tried to speak to her in English, but she didn't speak his language

so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took

a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She

nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

 

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin,

and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. So, they

left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group

playing romantic music.

 

They ordered dinner, and after he took another napkin and drew a picture

of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced

until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

 

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of

a four-poster bed. He nodded, kissed her on the cheek, said good night

and went back to his hotel.

 

He still has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

 

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle!!!!!!!