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Thank You Carol,

That is SOoooooo Funny.

I know the words to most of those songs.....LOLOL.

NOT only was I there in the 60s.....I REMEMBER them as well..LOLOLOLOL.

Blessings and (((Hugs)))

Halina in Australia

 

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- Carol Pearce

 

 

Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new

lyrics to accommodate aging

baby boomers. They include:

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new

lyrics to accommodate aging

baby boomers. They include:

 

 

 

Herman's Hermits " MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER "

 

 

 

The Bee Gees " HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP "

 

 

 

Bobby Darin " SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH "

 

 

 

Ringo Starr " I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS "

 

 

 

Roberta Flack " THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE "

 

 

 

Johnny Nash " I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW "

 

 

 

Paul Simon " FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER "

 

 

 

Commodores " ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM "

 

 

 

Marvin Gaye " I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS "

 

 

 

Procol Harem " A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR "

 

 

 

Leo Sayer " YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING "

 

 

 

The Temptations " PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE "

 

 

 

ABBA " DENTURE QUEEN "

 

 

 

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:

 

 

1. Sag, You're It.

 

 

2. Hide and Go Pee

..

 

3. 20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear.

 

 

4. Kick the Bucket

 

 

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over.

 

 

6. Musical Recliners.

 

 

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.

 

 

8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

 

 

 

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

 

 

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

 

 

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

 

 

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

 

 

 

OLD IS WHEN:

 

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

 

You don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to

go along.

 

Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

 

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot

 

An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

 

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